Tuesday, November 14, 2017

The top 10 food pickup lines

1) Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be
a fineapple.

2) You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. 

3) I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

4) Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.

5) Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

6) Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber. 

7) Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous. 

8) I know I'm not on your grocery list but I'm checking you out. 

9) Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now? 

10) Do you have any raisins? (no...) How about a date? 

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